- Today marks the 30th anniversary of the greatest day in modern history: Diana Ross in Central Park.
- Gay UK mag Attitude named adorably toothy diver Tom Daley the sexiest twink man in the world. We didn’t even realize he was of legal age yet, but no complaints on this end.
- Brooklynites willing to prove their lack of manhood are invited to participate in Saturday’s Smallest Penis contest, but don’t go in with a swelled head if you’re hung like a horse: anyone 8-in and up will be automatically disqualified. And forced to come home with us.
- Taylor Swift reminded us she’s kind of the worst.
Two VMA nominations!! If you vote and get us one, I promise to keep a firmer grip on the mic this time ;) http://t.co/nK9rhV95RP
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) July 17, 2013
- And almost right on cue, Kanye West‘s alleged rant from four years ago about his infamous — and completely justified — mic grab “leaks.” While we don’t doubt this is along the lines of what Yeezus Christ said, seriously, it took 4 years? Beyoncé, please.
- In other leaked news, pics of Madonna playing dress-up were leaked from her Blackberry, begging the question why Madonna still has a Blackberry.
- The original lineup of the Sugababes, now known as Mutya Keisha Siobhan, are back and better than ever with their new single “Flatline” quickly becoming a hit.
- Teen Wolf stars Dylan O’Brien and Tyler Posey proved why it’s the gayest show on TV when Dylan gave Tyler’s exposed nipple some much-needed attention. Tyler feigned shock, but how can you stay mad at this face:
- This Azerbaijani wrestler just couldn’t contain himself after beating the spandex off of his Russian opponent and had to express his immense joy through…The Dance:
Aww, you go Glen Coco.
